A mad-libs generator that mashes up every heist-movie cliche — the reassembled crew, the impossible vault, the countdown, the double-cross, the getaway — and shoehorns in the same two "actors" every time: Jimothy, a famously short-spined raccoon, and Moo Deng, an unbothered pygmy hippo with a bite force nobody wants to test. Every job comes with a rudimentary movie poster, drawn fresh, that looks like it escaped MS Paint in 1998.
rendered at 400×560, blown up with smoothing off — every pixel earned its jaggedness